Political Incorrectness: Female Actors and Trojans
by John Rechy
In an excess of purported equality, some
Hollywood actresses want to be called “actors.” How
sad and self-defeating. Doesn't opting for the male-designated
noun, actor, imply superiority of that male form? If not, why not
seek equality by extending the female form — actress
— to actors; e.g., “Actress Tom Cruise”. That
would assert the prominence of the female-designated noun. (I
imagine Sarah Bernhardt and Virginia Fabrigas, great legendary
actresses, stiffening their proud backs in resistance like
affronted queens — not kings.)
Shall we now refer to female princes? Female kings?
Male seamstresses? The Spanish, French, Italian languages award
gender even to sexless objects. The sturdy rock is “la
roca”, the flickering earring is “el arete”. No
sexism there. Now note this spectacular assault on sexism: The
male organ in Spanish, “la verga”, is honored with a
feminine designation, whereas breasts become
“pechos”, a masculine identification.
Although I use it now, I am still not at ease with
“gay”. Christopher Isherwood once said that the
pluralized “gays” sounded like a reference to
bliss-ninnies. But now comes the odious word “queer”,
eagerly seized by dippy academics and converted into yet another
undecipherable “theory”. The rationale? Defuse the
word “queer” of its ugly meaning, arrogate it and
convert it. Oh? How about proposing “dyke theory”,
“kike theory”, “nigger theory”,
“spik theory”, “dago theory”, “fag
theory”, “cunt theory”? Would that defuse those
hateful names, strip them of their dangerous power? How, then
does “queer”, the language of gay-bashers, purge the
devastating meaning?
I envy lesbians their august designation, with
literary and historical resonance. I wish we homosexual males
would consider the appellation of ... Trojans. That would
confound the football team at U.S.C.. It might even pull cute
Tommy Trojan, already attired in a toga by International Male,
out of the closet — and it would be a steadfast reminder of
safe sex.
Consider this as an outgrowth of such a new
appellation: If a boy told his father, “Dad, I'm
gay,” the likely reaction, at least at first, would be
horror. Similarly, if a boy informed his father, “Dad, I'm
queer,” the reaction might be, at least at first, double
horror. But if the boy told his father, “Dad, I'm a
Trojan,” the response might be: “Great, son, I always knew
you had it in you.”
— John Rechy, June 2005, Los Angeles, California
The excerpt above comes from John Rechy's web site: http://www.johnrechy.com.
John Rechy is the author of fifteen books. The first and most famous is City of Night (1963). His most recent is About My Life and the Kept Woman (2008).
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